10,000 Strong...Please Help Our Economy

We all know that the economy is in a tail spin. So why don't you do your part and contribute to a great cause. I am calling it 10,000 strong (My new charity). Yes...that's all I need to get my calf implants. Donate today through Pay Pal and feel good knowing that you have contributed to the economy, the end of our economic crisis, and the betterment of my looks.