Saturday, January 10, 2009

Costco Members Can Be Such Tools!!!

One of my wife's favorite things to do is to send me to Costco just before they close. It is never midday, or in the morning...it is always at night. Oh...and it is typically just for a few items (unless my I have my cell phone which then the few items turns into a shopping cart full of stuff). So today, I was given such a task for a few items and of course right before they were to close.

So, I jumped into my SUV (yes, I dive a gas guzzling SUV, it brings me joy and happiness knowing that I am powerful behind the wheel. And as for all of you who think I am ruining the environment..."global warming isn't real...it is just part of the end of day (thanks Tina Fey as Plain for that quote) and headed off across time hoping to get to Costco before they closed.

As I enter and show my card, I am obviously in a hurry so that I can get what is required and get out before they close. Immediately as I enter, there is a group (or a family...depends on how you categorize them) of three. Now, this might not be so outrageous, because they are not freaks like my wife and our four children, but they decided from the moment that they walked into the building that they must hold hands and place themselves in the center of the main walkway. I could not believe that they were so stupid not to notice those who are around them.

Everywhere I went, I experienced similar stupid people who are so caught up in their own world that they are totally unaware of those whom are around them. I can not even count how many times I had to wait for one of these stupid people to move their cart.

Now I know that all of the stupid Costco members are not totally at fault. After all, they obviously have no control over themselves nor their cart. Let's blame Costco for building HUGE carts for their HUGE mechanise that we get to use to truck around all of our SUPER SIZED CRAP!!!!

Better yet...let's just call it like we see it. Those who are so totally unaware of themselves and are RUDE because they are inept of being aware of those around them are TOOLS!!!

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